A lonely man joined Tinder posing as a dog and chronicled his newfound interests (from both the dog’s end and the counter-user’s end).

The dog’s name? Hero. The man posing as the dog, Joe Veix, set up the profile to attract both men and women within a 100-mile radius. Hero’s age was 26.

You can read the conversations Hero had with his potential mates on Deathandtaxes. They’re pretty hilarious.

h/t Deathandtaxes