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A Guide To Swimming With Great Whites

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For some extreme adventure-type people, swimming with Great Whites is a no-brainer. For the rest of us — the citified, the neurotic, the rational – it’s utter insanity. Great Whites are evil monsters whose only objective is to treat you like you treat yellowtail sashimi or a ham sandwich. They’re evil. You could die in a cage while they glide around you, beady eyes dead set on your flesh. Which is pretty much exactly why I decided to plunk my flesh into a cage for three days and face these man-eating psycho fish.

Since I survived the trip and even came away a wee bit addicted to the experience, I’d like to share a few tips to maybe nudge into the cage any of you who say, “That’s so crazy I could NEVER do that.” I think you could. And should.

Raise the money. If you can’t afford it, find a way. We find ways to pay for martinis and overpriced Pinot Noir week after week, so surely saving some cash each month until next fall when the best dives happen isn’t such a pipe dream. No one on my trip was a gazillionaire; they were just passionate people making their dreams happen. Sounds super cliché, but it’s true.

Commit. Let’s not go the easy route and switch to an afternoon with nurse sharks or Makos, cool as I’m sure they are. Go balls out with Great Whites. And a day trip won’t do – what if none show up? The whole hog is basically four nights on a boat in the middle of the ocean in a Great White infested area. You may have thoughts like, “What if the boat sinks?” or “”What if someone gets drunk and falls overboard – like me?” but elbow that neuroticism away. It’s your enemy.

Don’t wimp out. The day of departure just put one foot in front of the other, pop some Bonine like it’s Quaaludes and you’re starring in Valley of the Dolls, and get on the boat. Panic and paranoia will burgle your brain but beat them up, push them out, screw ‘em.

Move in a forward motion. When it’s time to suit up and get into the water, make it your mission to move forward in the direction of the cage, even if you see three or four 15-foot Great White sharks circling around. The cages will bob around and you’ll have to scoot into them and pray you don’t topple into the water, but you’ll be fine. Breathe. Don’t freak. Focus. Climb down. Don’t have a panic attack. Embrace the moment and all that. Really – embrace the moment. Even if you die, you DID IT.

You’re in the cage! Your adrenaline will probably be performing a gymnastics routine beneath your wetsuit, and that’s OK. It’ll turn from an adrenaline rush to an adrenaline drip eventually. Again, breathe. And soon enough it’ll happen, and sure you’ll be scared as all hell, but it’ll be worth it. Any other worry you’ve experienced in life will suddenly and magically VANISH. This happens when your eyeballs land on your very first Great White Shark.

It’ll change you. Not in an obvious, Hollywood coming-of-age “I was never the same after that summer in the country” kind of way, but in subtle ways. You’ll also realize that Great Whites aren’t man-eating psycho fish. They’re pretty peaceful (not peaceful like a lapdog or a sloth but still). They’re just creatures who happen to have rows of razor sharp teeth – they can’t help it. But really the main reason I’m urging you to not say, “I could never do that” and instead climb into the cage is it might just help you remember that all our little neurotic city worries about love and jobs and late trains and cancelled flights and traffic jams and jury duty really don’t matter at all. And then? You can just breathe. TC mark

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  • Guest

    on my bucket list!
     

  • Linda Braun

    i love this so much.

  • JD

    I’ve thought about this. My main issue, though, would be seasickness. I know it sounds trivial, but that’s a lot of time on a boat and I get horrible, gruesome seasickness. Did you have any problems with that? How much can medication actually do?

    • Dina

      I was scared of that too – and it was a 20 hour rocky boat ride! I took Bonine starting the day before we left and took about 2-3 a day until I set foot on land again and I was fine! It’s not trivial :) 

  • http://twitter.com/amyoo Amy

    So… i have quite the serious shark phobia, however I really enjoyed reading this, and I applaud your courage.  Made it sound from the nightmare that I’d picture in my head, to a really awesome experience.  Maybe I’ll do this one day.  First gotta get over panicking when I see a picture of one. Baby steps. hahaha

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  • Lauren Stash

    Sharks are perfect! Yay  you!

  • http://twitter.com/GilliganMagrath Gilligan Magrath

    Great piece!  Did you go on the San Diego/Isla Guadalupe trip?  I saw it on one of the deal sites and decided I must go.  I open water swam with blue sharks this summer and couldn’t get enough…even with 10 footers bumping into my back.

    • Dina

      thank you! yep, Guadelupe Island for 4 nights on the Solmar you should go!

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