Setting: Some farm.
The marks: Two fat turkeys.
The artists: Two lean turkeys.
The con: Quick taunt them and run to the food trough and eat their share too.
Success rate: 89% +/- 5%.
No one is safe. 
These Two Fat Turkeys Try To Run After Their Slim Counterparts And It’s The Saddest Thing Ever
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Devon Hartman,
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