Imagine you’re in a room full of spiders. Okay, fine, don’t imagine it. I mean, who wants to live in a spider-infested house, right? I can’t imagine how terrifying it must be to wake up to these critters lounging next to you in bed, all staring at your meaty body, listening to the blood rush through your veins. Okay, okay, these things are probably harmless, but just look at how many there are. The way they scurry into the dark places makes my skin crawl!