Simon is a black and white cat that refuses to be told what to do. I mean, he’s a cat. And he demonstrates his cat-ness by refusing to be walked on a harness. Carry me, you idiot human! Can you see the loathing and scorn on Simon’s face? He’s being dragged on a leash like he’s some sort of dog. How awful! On the other hand, Wash (the ginger) walks with his belly low to the ground, knowing that he must listen to his human master. (And here’s a video of Simon just begging to be let out of the house to go outside.) Cats, it seems, are just like people.