Oscar the vizsla doesn’t want to get out of bed today. What time is it? It doesn’t matter, Oscar is tired. Let him sleep. What does a dog do on its free time (all of its time is free), but be a dog? Stay a dog, Oscar. A good dog. Good boy. Look at his frustration. Turn that damn alarm off, please. He’s had a rough night. Just look at the state of the covers. He must’ve been tossing and turning. Let him sleep.