Watch This Little Crab Make Sweet, Sweet Love To A Bowl Of Noodles

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Today, I learned that crabs — well, at least this one — can enjoy a bowl of cold noodles. Look at this one surveying the scene, then plopping its tiny butt down to enjoy some delicious noodles. I think it’s really funny when it looks down at the noodles. What the hell is this? Lemme taste… Oh! What discovery!