I was watching Stuart Little last night and a friend forwarded this to me. The correlation between mean and cat is uncanny. They’re sons of bitches, aren’t they? (Haha!) These poor dogs want to get to their owner and these asshole cats are sitting right in their way. The dogs are scared of the pain that the cats will inflict on them if they get too close, that’s why they’re scared and hovering just outside the cats’ reach. It’s far enough, but it’s too far to squeeze in between the doorframe and the cat. Oh, those poor dogs!
Now I’m waiting for the inevitable “Dogs are men, women are the cats” comment below. (Because it’s true.)