Most of the Thought Catalog demographic has no children. Enjoy your moment of childlessness. Because you’ll have to deal with these falls and then take care of the drool monsters.

1. Oh you’d better take care of her

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZfg9GRropY&w=584&h=390%5D

2. She was really excited

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqEeP1acj4Y&w=584&h=390%5D

3. Dogs 1, babies 0

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHbmIl9yQJQ&w=584&h=390%5D

4. Guy watches kids fall on ice, laughs were had

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPk-DBl9-oY&w=584&h=390%5D

5. Head to the slide

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DnLhrxq2gk&w=584&h=390%5D

6. His dad said don’t

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDmasT0UJnA&w=584&h=390%5D

7. Oh shi-

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw7E8pPx7TY&w=584&h=390%5D

8. Look ma, I ain’t pedalin’!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptOfWqYJhVM&w=584&h=390%5D

9. “What the heck, that’s not how you jump off it!”

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0BCI5DnDQ&w=584&h=390%5D

10. This went “viral” a while ago

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqEY3tnEeH8&w=584&h=390%5D

11. He’s got it! No he doesn’t…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvXF2ZB4aWQ&w=584&h=390%5D

12. Boom. KABOOM

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcxbl_ntuOY&w=584&h=390%5D

13. She started breakdancing herself

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08VYaNpRZkc&w=584&h=390%5D

14. And the judges award…an 8.2!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6MqRknCA8A&w=584&h=390%5D

15. And away we go!

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