Getting Bird Poop In Your Mouth On Live TV Is Probably The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Reporter

Oh my GOD that is disgusting.

I’ve been a target of the white-wash, but I’ve been really lucky lately. This poor guy gets hit twice and that last one hits him bullseye in the mouth. You know, some people pay over $180 for a bird poop facial!

But wow, 1,000 points for that bird, whatever it is. Should be the new quarterback for the Jets, that’s all I’m saying! Thought Catalog Logo Mark


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