I’m lying in bed thinking about you. We had a great night. We ate breakfast for dinner and watched hockey together. A gay couple watching hockey is funny, but I loved it. I felt my love for you the whole time we were sitting together and getting excited about a sport we know nothing about.
Because you should really be applying all of your judgments and insults to yourself. If there’s one thing I hate more than listening to people complain, it’s listening to them complain about Lady Gaga. You call her overrated, weird, ugly, fugly, talentless, over-the-top, fake, lame, loser, gross, theatrical, stupid, and the list goes on and on.