8 Real Housewives That Look Like Disney Villains

Although one group may be animated, and the other may be human, Disney villains and the Real Housewives have a lot in common: they both love causing drama; always want to be the center of attention; and have faces that were not meant for existence in the natural world. Let’s review:

1. Teresa Giudice and Scar from The Lion King

The Lion King / The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
The Lion King / The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Aside from the long, black manes, dark eyeliner, and orange skin, both have serious family issues, which brings out their inner animal.

2. Countess LuAnne de Lesseps and Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians / Real Housewives of NYC
101 Dalmatians / Countess Luanne

Whether they’re mingling among the upper class, wearing expensive furs, or having beautifully defined jaw lines, neither LuAnne nor Cruella “feels guilty about being privileged” (to quote the Real Housewife of New York’s Season One opening tagline…).

3. Heather Dubrow and The Evil Queen from Snow White

Snow White / Real Housewives of Orange County
Snow White / Real Housewives of Orange County

They were both blessed with elevated cheekbones, naturally arched eyebrows, live in huge ass houses/huge ass castles, and have been approximately 40 years old since 1981.

4. Caroline Manzo and Ursula from The Little Mermaid

Real Housewives of New Jersey / The Little Mermaid
Real Housewives of New Jersey / The Little Mermaid

Ursula and Caroline both have naturally voluptuous breasts, eight tentacles, the hair of Danny Zucko, and are from Franklin Lakes, NJ.

5. Ramona Singer and Kaa from The Jungle Book

Real Housewives of NYC / The Jungle Book
Real Housewives of NYC / The Jungle Book

The eyes. The eyes. The eyes. The eyes. The eyes. The eyes.

6. Danielle Staub and Jafar from Aladdin

Alaaddin / Real Housewives of New Jersey
Alaaddin / Real Housewives of New Jersey

While Danielle and Jafar try to maintain the appearance of normalcy they’re both clearly psychopaths to anyone paying remote attention.

7. Sheree Whitfield and Doctor Facilier from The Princess and The Frog

The Princess And The Frog / Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The Princess And The Frog / Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Sheree and Dr. Facilier are large, scary, southern transsexuals.

8. Cynthia Bailey and Jack Skelington from The Nightmare Before Christmas 

The Nightmare Before Christmas / Real Housewives of Atlanta
The Nightmare Before Christmas / Real Housewives of Atlanta

Jack Skelington isn’t a Disney villain, but, like Cynthia, he is misunderstood and has the figure of a high fashion model. TC mark

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