10 Reasons You Should Never Move To Florida
1. Snowbirds
2. Palmetto Bugs
3. People can’t drive
4. Rain
5. People are seriously dumb
Florida Man Butt Dials Victim, Leaves Voicemail Explaining Crime He’s About to Commit http://t.co/CfV35b1XDZ
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) March 2, 2015
Florida Man Says He Reported Fake Shooting to 911 Because He Wanted to Test Police's Response Time http://t.co/lAUMF1UO0O
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 26, 2015
Florida Man Proudly Claims He's The First Man Ever to Vape Semen http://t.co/iuOnXYLS9x pic.twitter.com/6jvqCKwe7t
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 25, 2015
Florida Man Has Sweet New Bumper Sticker (via @SlapHappyBitch) pic.twitter.com/pPsFxK1L2D
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 22, 2015
Florida Man Caught With Weed in His Butt, Crack in His Mouth | http://t.co/UnkjaT9XHQ
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 13, 2015
Clothes Meant For Needy Kids Swiped by One-Armed Florida Man | http://t.co/rs3MwBZUzS pic.twitter.com/TSKyEN3q1t
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 13, 2015
6. Florida looks like a really floppy penis
7. Speaking of dicks, people are genuinely rude
Florida Man Kills, Eats 5 Alligators For Super Bowl Dinner | http://t.co/xAaeyQTto6
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 3, 2015
Florida Man Arrested For Trying to Circumcise Nephew With Kitchen Knife | http://t.co/dJzdOWuJqs
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 1, 2015
Waitress Looks Up to Discover "Rain" is in Fact Florida Man Peeing on Her From Balcony | http://t.co/dS7Fvo1B5W
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) January 27, 2015
Florida Man Steals $4K Worth of Chicken, Ribs & Wings (Possibly For Epic Super Bowl Party) https://t.co/8tpalcuNnV pic.twitter.com/WxVQNOTrf2
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) January 27, 2015