10 Reasons You Should Never Move To Florida

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Shutterstock / Callahan

1. Snowbirds

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Shutterstock / wavebreakmedia

2. Palmetto Bugs

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Flickr / David, Bergin, Emmett and Elliott

3. People can’t drive

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Flickr / Daniel Oines

4. Rain

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Flickr / Laura D’Alessandro

5. People are seriously dumb

6. Florida looks like a really floppy penis

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Shutterstock / Filip Bjorkman

7. Speaking of dicks, people are genuinely rude

8. HUMID ALL YEAR ‘ROUND

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Shutterstock / KPG_Payless

9. SPIDERS

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Flickr / jill meaux

10. Mosquitos

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Flickr / Cayobo
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Flickr / U.S. Department of Agriculture

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