Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rainforest? The next time you’re the target of some joker, make that smartass look like a dumbass with these sure-fire comebacks!
1. I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get slut on my hand.
Why not? You already have it all over your outfit.
2. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I’d fart!
Go ahead, it’s gotta smell better than your breath.
3. The 80s called. They want their haircut back.
The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.
4. You must’ve been born on the highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
You must’ve been born at the pound, because you’re a son of a bitch.
5. Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
Couldn’t help it. One look at you and I started to vomit.
6. Tell you mom I said hi.
I’ll tell her you hope to get that little thing up next time, too!