Danny Murphy

Why do these songs exist? Go to the bathroom, look at your sloppy self in the mirror, panic while refreshing your CNN app, and get another drink.

I feel that we think it’s so easy to make these seemingly innocent, easy and random hookups a main stay because they combine our two favorite things as millennials: minimal steps and immediate satisfaction.

If you drink wine out of a measuring cup, you’re clearly out of f*cks to give.

Living in New York, or any city for that matter, means you’re going to be moving a lot. And there is one thing you will never be able to get back.

I’ll be the first to admit that ‘budget’ wasn’t really a word I used frequently at the beginning of my college career. Sure, I would always make a note to go for the cheapest vodka – you can’t taste it when it’s mixed with cranberry juice!

I say probably, because let’s be real, the night escaped you a little bit.

Here are some of the stupidest, and not at all effective, ways in which I tried to shrink my waist a lil’ bit.

Unpaid. The dreaded word so many college students, and some post-grads, hate to see next to any job opportunity they’re vying for.