1. Staring at your phone
2. Not touching your phone
3. Restarting your phone
4. Dialing into your voicemail
5. Turning your volume all the way up
6. Putting your phone next to the sink while you wash your dishes
7. Checking your phone halfway through your shower
8. Texting him a question mark
9. Losing three pounds
10. Losing 15 pounds
11. Gaining five pounds
12. Doing your dishes
13. Ironing your clothes
14. Getting straight A’s
15. Listening to Wrecking Ball 30 times
16. Calling him
17. Getting a new tattoo
18. Painting your toenails
19. Adding his friends on Facebook
20. Internet stalking his entire life (again)
21. Watching a new show on Netflix
22. Buying a new outfit
23. Staying awake waiting
24. Trying to sleep
25. Sleeping
26. Crying about it
27. Going tanning
28. Getting a Brazilian
29. Keeping the day’s makeup on
30. Washing your makeup off
31. Telling yourself you don’t care
32. Going out
33. Texting a different guy
34. Sleeping with someone else
35. Tweeting about how he won’t text you
36. Doing 200 sit-ups
37. Reading The Art of Seduction
38. Sending him a sexy text with a winkie face
39. Telling your parents about him
40. Getting a different job
41. Vowing to play harder to get
42. Taking a long shower
43. Skipping dinner
44. Opening a bottle of wine
45. Smoking a cigarette
46. Analyzing everything he’s said to you in the past week
47. Asking your friend for advice
48. Praying
49. Wishing on a star
50. Willing him to text you with every bone, muscle, organ, nerve, and cell in your body
Leave the phone in your bedroom and find a better way to spend your time. 
