7. Restart the router
Do not take this as a personal attack on your nap-filled lifestyle.
Cooking for one is always difficult, especially when you only have groceries for one, and if you’re anything like to me that means you’re usually limited to frozen things, canned things and random fruit.
It doesn’t make sense if you really think about it, but people expect things of us on our birthday: we’re supposed to be happy and excited, make plans, wear a nice outfit, and get drunk.
Reading a posting for a job you want to apply to is like having a dialogue with a company.
Buy a juicer and lots of fruit and vegetables. Create your own personal juice recipe book. Be passionate about juicing until you get tired of all the effort and pulp-related stress.
Analyzing everything he’s said to you in the past week.
Living in your own apartment away from your family, you forget some details about the real grown-up world and how other people live in it.
These people won’t understand why you’d ever want to leave your family and easy life to go live somewhere dirty and expensive that doesn’t root for the hometown team.