Daniel Hayes

“I’m probably the only person I know of that keeps in contact with their exes just to know they’re okay.”

“This is going to sound crude but when I first met my current girlfriend of two years I thought to myself ‘this girl is DTF.’ Turns out she was.”

“If you’re trying too hard at the beginning it’s not going to get easier as you go on. Great loves, like many of the best things, are simple.”

“There’s this idea that we have to play hard to get and we don’t want to be that ‘clingy’ girlfriend. It’s frustrating. But it’s a hard taboo to get over.”

“I’ll know my dream guy when I find him because of how I’ll feel around him. Otherwise, I don’t have any rules.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m settling.”

“Beatin’ up a woman don’t make you s**t, but then again some niggas think it makes a man.”

So you’ve put a lot of faith in the cult of Myers-Briggs and the two uneducated house wives who came up with it. Here’s why that faith is unfounded and always was.

It looks like low status men are extremely threatened by women but not for the reasons you might think.

It takes a certain something to be voted the most favoritest dog in all of America for twenty four years straight.

Take pride in your past successes, but don’t let them define you.

“Sleep is as close to death as we get.”