#AskTrump Getting ready to answer your questions. pic.twitter.com/MiSqyasjhu
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
Donald Trump had a Q&A with Twitter’s notoriously rowdy population today. The Twitteratie was in rare satirical form.
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If you're voted president, will the wall you build around our country be gold-plated or white marble? #AskTrump
— D.T. Griffith (@dtgriffith) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Do you plan on deporting the white immigrants too or do you just care about the brown/black ones? @realDonaldTrump
— Charnelle (@Missveggie) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump You've mentioned you're very rich. Any chance you could send some of that my way? College is expensive.
— Zoe Ashdown (@Zoe_Ashdown) September 21, 2015
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Are you down with O.P.P? #AskTrump
— Brett Tressler (@Night_Train34) September 21, 2015
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Would you go bald? Please? There is no punchline, I'm just tryna help ya out. #AskTrump
— Take That, Reason (@TakeThatReason) September 21, 2015
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@realDonaldTrump have u ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? #asktrump
— dickie crickets (@lemawnade) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Where will your concentration camps be?
— ˈeɪʃ(ə)n spəˈgɛti (@PhantasmEclipse) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump how do you know who is a rapist? Is it because you raped your ex wife
— pinkisfun (@guitargirl2188) September 21, 2015
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@realDonaldTrump #AskTrump Was sick when you dropped money at WWE that time lad. Wanna come Liverpool for a night out bro
— rbatez (@rbatez) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump If you're the GOP nominee I will vote for U, but Proverb 16:18 concerns me (I'm serious). Could you read it and address it please.
— David Wells (@HeDwells) September 21, 2015
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#asktrump Based on your experience, why does it burn when I pee?
— Dan Manickan (@MannequinDan) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump when is this joke gonna end? It was funny at first but now it looks like you actually are running for president
— Preet Parekh (@preetums) September 21, 2015
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Whatre you going to do about these people who think its okay to ask shit like "when are you going to die" #AskTrump
— fuck freak (@Natedogisdeadlo) September 21, 2015
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As a reptilian from a far away galaxy, what is your ultimate goal? #AskTrump
— Mike Stenger (@mikestenger) September 21, 2015
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Is the Hokie Pokie really what it's all about??? #AskTrump
— Luis Estrella (@LuisEstrella17) September 21, 2015
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Who told you this was a good idea? #AskTrump
— kb (@kayeebey) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump Are you going to send Thor back to Asgard since he's not even from Earth, let alone the US?
— Tony Stark (@BadassGenius) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump you got any game on your phone?
— connor (@connor_soup) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump is it illegal for me to breastfeed my guns
— AJ Anderson (@NorthernDirtbag) September 21, 2015
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Is it true you sued a journalist for writing a piece saying you weren't a billionaire and then ended up losing the lawsuit? #AskTrump
— Ismael Cosio (@Mr_Cosio) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump tweets 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/dlJ4tJYrUr
— NoFuckery ♌ (@Common_N3GRO) September 21, 2015
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#AskTrump What…is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
— Justin Smith (@JESmith804) September 21, 2015
Some used it as an opportunity to advertise.
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http://t.co/jghmZLZ0iV #woodworking #wood #hardwood #builders #blueprints #mondaymotivation #AskTrump #PeaceDay pic.twitter.com/wu0z8L9rWL
— Health & Food (@Alise_Flowers) September 21, 2015
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— Bob (@Taptapfun) September 21, 2015
But most just pelted him with zingers.
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Every time @realDonaldTrump answers a question, he looks like he's showing how big the fish he caught is. #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/DY2hDCb1C3
— Bruce W (@zym508) September 21, 2015
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How did you think a Q&A would go? 😆 #AskTrump #Trump2016 @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/0wKyXwei8G
— Brendan McInnis (@BrendanMcInnis) September 21, 2015
