Nothing Is More Normal Than The Weirdness Of The World

So one day you wake up and for no apparent reason you’re thinking about your friend Jamie. You haven’t talked to Jamie in, I don’t know, 2 years. But there she is, her virtual self staring you in the face. Never mind, whatever, you go on with your day.  And then there’s that distinctive pluck of harp strings announcing a new text message: it’s from Jamie!

“That’s weird,” you say to someone. “I was just thinking about her and,bang, there she is! I’m telling you, man, it’s weird!”

But, of course, nothing is less weird. It’s only weird because, for some reason, the basic forces of the universe elude our science and everyday assumptions about the world.

Because, as it turns out, the world teems with forces that exceed us. Egad! The world is not just an object of our will! No, no it’s not.  The world has a lot of bodies in it the least of which, in many ways, are human bodies. There are rocks and bugs, clouds and winds, not to mention all the shit we’ve made from Pokemon to airplanes to nuclear bombs to Borges to the bible and this here interwebs. There are planets and asteroids and black holes and suns — so many, many suns, so many more suns than there will ever be people.

Now picture the life of all of these things. What is the life of a sun like? My god, it’s intense!  Makes your latest break up look a tad, well, paltry. Not that the break up isn’t important, too. But just consider life, for one moment, on a cosmic level.  This shit is complex. And to say there are forces at work — more than gravity and centrifugal — is putting it mildly.

Pay attention to all the information, all the flows of mood and energy, that run through any given day beginning with your dreams and the state they leave you in when you awake. And your day hasn’t even begun! You wake with a mood, with a sense of the day that comes from all sorts of places — the weather, what you ate the day before, what you think will happen that day, and then…all the solar storms, all the moods and thoughts of all the people you’ll interact with today, all the people who may be thinking about you in one form or another, all the debris that’s kicking around this cosmos.

And then there’s you, a node amidst this vast network. And you think it’s “weird” that you were thinking about Jamie and then — and then! — she texted you.

Now carry on with your day. What’s the temperament of traffic? You jump in to a coffee shop to grab an espresso. What’s the vibe? You know there’s a vibe. So what is it? And how are you feeling? Ask yourself why. Try to see all the forces that might have lead to this mood at this moment on this day. It’s only 8:42 a.m. and you’ve experienced so many forces, so many moods and flows, that exceed you. Keep up this interrogation all day and then tomorrow and the next day and the next. What patterns emerge? What have you learned about the cosmos and how you go in, and with, it?

The universe is overrun with energetic forces, the human amongst them. We are not actors on a stage. The stage is alive and complex and various — it’s playing us. There are so many forces at work at any given moment, driving your moods and experiences, from the solar to the digestive.

So wouldn’t it be even weirder if you were thinking about Jamie and she didn’t text you? TC mark

image – Pokemon


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  • Victoria

    This article was weird.
    But I guess it would be even more weird if it wasn’t weird, right?

  • Denden

    Das Weir

  • Alexa

    this was annoying.

  • Anonymous

    This alleviated that constant pressure on my mind after 8 hours on the internet that I usually define as “boredom”


  • Sama

    Wouldn’t it be great if we all had such deep, ingenious thoughts over getting a text :D
    Good article. 

  • Jess

    this happens to me! usually i dream about people i haven’t seen in months and the next day they facebook and tell me they were thinking about me also. nice to know it happens to other people too. 

  • Hannah

    The way this article is written is annoying beyond comprehension

    • Jake

      Fuck you, this shit is uplifting.

    • Guest

      Hannah is right, the article makes no sense. Just vague references to mysterious forces that for some reason influence people’s texting habits. Whatever, feel uplifted and comforted if you like.

      • Daniel Coffeen

        You know, I actually agree with you — it was meant to set the stage to discuss the particular forces that make energies converge, orbits and such — those moments we call coincidence.   As is, it’s just meant to point out that there are other forces. The next step is to flesh out those forces.

        Not sure, however, what propels people’s nastiness.  I, for one, would never read an entire article I found annoying beyond comprehension. And, if I did read it, I certainly wouldn’t expend any more energy commenting on it.

        So why do I write here, you may wonder? Because I was happy to see that you made a keen critique.

      • Guest

        I’m here because someone I know recommended the article and I wanted to see what they liked about it. I read the whole thing because I was waiting for the quality they saw in it. But there wasn’t any. I don’t see the discussion that would stem from this. It mentions a few real forces, and then makes a few sideways comments about how these forces relate to the word “weird.” There’s just no thesis. It’s a meaningless article. I commented because I can.

        Now you know why I’m here. Glad you appreciated my post.

  • maybeemily

    this was great THANK YOU for this. sometimes its nice for people to acknowledge we don’t know what is going on, but hey they fall into place somehow anyways

  • guest

    by the end of the article, I’m still not convinced

  • Emily

    We are not actors on a stage. The stage is alive and complex and various — it’s playing us.^This right here.

  • Emil Caillaux

    Very nice job. Beautifully written, succinct and to the point. 

    Also, I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight just thinking about this.

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  • Roy

    Erm.. yeah.. and then? or is this just a way of saying, “Yep, I finally woke up at the party The Alchemist and The Secret threw last decade”? The universe conspires to give you what you want? No shit, really?

  • Carol

    Daniel, I am not going to give a “keen critique.”  This was cool, I liked it, and it made me smile.  I’ll probably think about it later.  That’s better than I can say about lots of stuff I read.

  • Matthew Scott Alspaugh

    i was told there would be pokemon

  • Anon

    there IS no meaning in the universe. I’m recently getting to know this. #disappointed

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