According to the police report, “The operator was also observed with her pants unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap. She advised that she had been using it while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.”
These filmmakers, who come from all around the world, have all made a film within the last decade. It’s not an exhaustive list, nor a definitive list — surely some important names were left out, to make room for the lesser-known. Nonetheless, they all are worth watching.
A new, limited edition beer made with Viagra is being released at the end of this month in the United Kingdom to celebrate the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. According to the label on the bottle, BrewDog’s “Royal Virility Performance,” a 7.5% ABV IPA, contains Viagra, chocolate, and Horny Goat Weed.
A new study published in the British Journal of Urology International showed that men can enlarge their dongs. The authors looked at ten studies on different penis enlargement techniques and discovered that some actually show results.
What follows is a list of acronyms that I think should be adopted because the way they desribe certain social or sexual phenomena. I may or may not be the first person to have used them, and the list is by by no means exhaustive.
There are a number of factors influencing the increase. Today’s seniors come from a generation of liberated youth that was accustomed to frequent sex without connies, and was taught little in the way of STD prevention. The emergence of medications such as Viagra has enabled seniors to continue to have healthy amounts of sex, and because so many seniors live in retirement communities, there are many opportunities to get laid.
This past Wednesday a lawsuit was filed against match.com by a yet-unnamed L.A entertainment executive who was sexually assaulted by a man she met via the popular dating website. The lawsuits calls for the website to screen its members to ensure they are not sexual predators.
This past Wednesday evening in San Francisco a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s new anti-sex slavery video campaign has been getting a lot of attention this week. Kutcher and Moore are the founders of an organization called the Demi and Ashton Foundation, or “DNA” – an acronym that doesn’t quite make sense.
I happened upon Requiem for a Dream at the local video store, and I’m pretty sure I was filled with tears by the end. It was so damn sad the way heroin fucked up all the characters lives, and the editing seemed so awesome. The score by the Kronos Quartet really tugged my heart strings. But now, looking back, what an overwrought, over-indulgent, over-stylized piece of shit that movie is.