Man Bursts Into Flames in San Francisco Porno Booth

SAN FRANCISCO – This Wednesday evening, a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames. He quickly ran out into the street, “engulfed in flames,” according to Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department.

Luckily for the man, there were firemen nearby on an unrelated call and he was quickly put out and taken to the hospital. Nonetheless, according to the latest reports, 90% of his body is covered in third-degree burns.

As of yet, nobody knows how or why the man caught on fire. TC mark

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  • http://jimmychenchen.com/ Jimmy Chen

    pornos for pyros

    • HipsterKitty

      Kudos for capturing my thoughts exactly

    • http://jimmychenchen.com/ Jimmy Chen

      oh btw i've been there; nothing like the smell of cum and cum-cleaner

  • Kuradeko

    bravo to the men who tried to help him.

  • http://twitter.com/brandollars Brandon Silverman

    I love the last shot as he's walking away, leaving burning pieces of clothing behind, as if nothing happened.

  • http://twitter.com/srslydrew Andrew F.

    Too much friction.

  • Ca

    right. “inexplicable.” good way to get views here, but he obviously set himself on fire.

  • http://twitter.com/anitaWithLASERS Anita

    Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

  • http://stephentullydierks.blogspot.com stephen

    lol

    • http://stephentullydierks.blogspot.com stephen

      i sent this to a co-worker and was informed the video is “scary.” i hadn't watched the video when i commented

  • cklim

    stop drop and roll dipshit

  • Sydney

    Amyl nitrate and smoking = fire

  • Joe

    STOP DROP AND ROLL.

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