Man Bursts Into Flames in San Francisco Porno Booth

SAN FRANCISCO – This Wednesday evening, a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames. He quickly ran out into the street, “engulfed in flames,” according to Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department.

Luckily for the man, there were firemen nearby on an unrelated call and he was quickly put out and taken to the hospital. Nonetheless, according to the latest reports, 90% of his body is covered in third-degree burns.

As of yet, nobody knows how or why the man caught on fire. TC mark

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