Cincinnati Woman Uses Vibrator, Watches Porn, and Drives at the Same Time

Condra Hamilton

About a year ago, Colondra Hamilton of Cincinnati was pulled over by the police because her windows were tinted a few shades too dark. Hamilton was guilty of something we all do sometimes: that is, trying to do too many things while driving. In this particular case, Hamilton was using a sex toy and watching porn displayed on a laptop.

According to the police report, “The operator was also observed with her pants unbuttoned and a vibrator in her lap. She advised that she had been using it while watching a video on the computer the passenger was holding.”

The officers also found a broken crack pipe in Hamilton’s purse, and for this she was charged. As of this past Monday, she has pleaded guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia. TC mark

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  • Reallyyyydude

    w h a t.

  • http://stephgeorge.tumblr.com Stephanie Georgopulos

    multitaskin' ass biatch

    • Greg

      she ain't a basic bitch

  • Golden_Eyes

    Wrote a haiku:

    why is this here y'all
    get these posts off of here y'all
    this is really dumb

  • brononymous

    colondra, girl you cray cray

  • LDN

    i love how this doesn't even need commentary

  • STeve452

    I used to live in Cincinnati.

  • http://profiles.google.com/muffins.go.rawr Gina Wei

    Oh, Cincinnati. What grand culture we have.

  • shauna

    okay, i get it, weird news… but i'm getting really sick of getting directed to stupid, random news articles. if i wanted that, i'd go on collegehumor or something. can this please go back to being a collection of interesting things to READ plz?

    • halfling_rogue

      Amen to that! As well as the YouTube videos with 4 sentences of commentary…FAIL.

  • Patriot4America

    You go girl!!

  • http://twitter.com/yanyun92 Lim Yan Yun

    someone is looking for a bang. literally.

  • http://phmadore.com P. H. Madore

    Skilled!

  • A Dasein

    it's Cincinnati.

    Two n's. One t.

  • Zingo

    she must have been feeling a real “turmoil in her loins” eh dumbfuck?

  • http://twitter.com/crapface Hannah Foster.

    My idol.

  • Guest

    Cincinnati NOT Cincinatti

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