“You could get that fixed.”
Drugs Are Really Expensive
I think a lot of us have experienced that goldilocks effect — never being enough of the right thing to escape criticism.
Here are 21 songs that pay tribute to ‘out with the old’ and in with the not awful. Always for the better than for them, the literal worst.
You don’t hate Mondays, you hate endings.
No one wants to know how your day is. I repeat: no one cares about your day. Nor does anyone care “how it’s going” or “what’s up?”
You begin to talk to yourself like that overly aggressive football coach who feels that negging their players into submission is doing God’s work.
3. Your petty expertise(s)
You will forget to wear deodorant and spend the rest of the day operating with T-rex meets kangaroo arms.
Pork roll vs. Taylor Ham