21 Songs For When It’s Not You, It’s Definitely Them

Most relationships live in the grey areas in which both parties involved have fucked up in different respects; mistakes, the unavoidable heartburn-inducing spice of life! But sometimes the person you were with — dating, talking to, hooking up with, vaguely texting for months, whatever — just ends up being the worst. Bringing you down. Leeching. Fuckboyin-ing, being not shit, and, in general, bleeding your life dry of the goodness because they have none of their own. Here are 21 songs that pay tribute to ‘out with the old’ and in with the not awful. Always for the better than for them, the literal worst.

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