1. Pork roll vs. Taylor Ham
2. Does central Jersey exist?
3. ”Going the shore” vs. “going to the beach”
4. Wawa vs. Quick Check
5. Subs vs. heroes vs. hoagies
6. Does anyone actually say “Joisey?”
7. Is there such a thing as a Jersey accent?
8. Should we pump our own gas?
9. How to use a traffic circle in general
10. Jughandles vs. whatever anyone else says
11. Was “Jersey Shore” okay?
12. Should Pennsylvania drivers be allowed in the left lane?
13. Where *is* the best pizza though?
14. Jimmies vs. Sprinkles
15. Bennies vs. Everyone else who doesn’t live on the shore
16. North Jersey accents like “Ayyynd then she said” vs. South Jersey accents like “I have to go get my pho-ahn, I left it at ho-am.”
17. Who’s worse: us or Delaware?*