13 Joe Biden Wisdoms That Will Help You Lead Your Best Life

Joe Biden: Vice President, former total babe, guy with nice teeth and piercing blue eyes, old-ish dude, person who seems pretty okay based on how I’ve seen him handle himself around Beyoncé and Amy Poehler. Here are a bunch of Joe Biden moments, presented here without any context for your maximum enjoyment. These will give you life and help you achieve your dreams, or they won’t. I just put a bunch of links to GIFs in here, I can’t make you any promises—but perhaps Uncle Joe’s frosty stare and wise grin can.
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1. Practice confidence

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2. Do what you feel is right

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3. Get your shit together (imagine Joe is your Dad and he’s not mad, he’s disappointed)

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4. Realize your responsibility in an interconnected world

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5. Be more Kanye

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6. Stay clean and rad and powerful

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7. Pepper your vocabulary with spicy gems

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8. Be kind of a dick, but in a fun way

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9. Don’t take yourself too seriously, even when everyone else is low key miserable

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10. Throw necessary shade

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11. No seriously, be a dick

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12. Be cheesy, like as cheesy as humanly possible

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13. In general: recognize realness, smile a lot, and laugh at all the clown-ass Paul Ryan dicks of this world while you fist bump into the (metaphorical, or literal? call me?) presidential office of your dreams

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