Watch This Owl Train To Be An Olympic Swimmer

According to this video’s description, this owl “was forced down into Lake Michigan by two Peregrine Falcons” at Loyola Park Beach in Rogers Park, Chicago. Peregrine falcons are vicious, noble birds of prey. I wrote a song about them for my bird enthusiast guitar teacher once. But what if the peregrine falcons didn’t want to kill this owl? What if they wanted to make him stronger? What if two falcons came together to train one owl for the Olympics? Waiting on the makers of Air Bud to pick this one up. Call me. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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