Claiming it as a ‘celebration’ of KiKi’s 34th birthday, Entertainment Tonight recently published this video of a 13-year-old Kimmie Kakes bragging about how popular she is…and for some reason it is strangely endearing to me? Maybe it’s because it comforts me that we were all self-centered assholes who were obsessed with getting people to like us at age 13. She also has the cutest pre-Yeezy-taught-her-but-still-Kanye-inspired moment ever when her classmate snarkily says, “define ‘dope!'” and she responds with, “dope? Dope is Kim.” Same, yung Kim. Same.