I’m very proud of being from New Jersey, land of Bruce Springsteen, scrappy self-reliant entrepreneurs, good pizza, and agitated neighborhood bears. One time, I was stoned and thought I saw a cute dog and started to approach it for a quick cuddle. It was a black bear. I did not go in for the cuddle. Here are two New Jersey bears doing what New Jerseyans do best: chewing each other the fuck out.