1. How is it only Tuesday?
2. How many times can I check Facebook today?
3. I’m hungry…is 10 am too early for lunch?
4. I wish my coworker would shut up.
5. What if my boss sees me on Facebook?
6. My cubicle is so ugly. I should decorate it but I’m lazy.
7. Why is it only 2pm?
8. I wonder what Beyonce is doing.
9. How many BuzzFeed quizzes is too many to take in one day?
10. Pinterest is a liar…no one has time to make that super comfy easy to do couch pillow
11. How much is in my bank account? Can I afford this J crew shirt? Probably not but I’m gonna buy it anyways.
12. I’m so fucking tired.
13. 3rd cup of coffee it is.
14. I want to travel the world and ditch this place.
15. Well that’s a wrap, see you tomorrow cubicle.