If you do happen to receive a dick pic — and you also happen to be dastardly evil — you could do what this person did.
“I went spent some time with the One True God himself. Yes, Nic Cage.”
Get these people off Facebook.
These can’t be real.
This girl totally owned him.
This story is insane.
Based on my experience in marriage, these are hilariously spot on.
This is wild.
People should text me things this funny.
Cheaters are hilarious, right? I mean, not the nasty, disgusting cheating itself. I mean the desperate, pathetic, lies they tell to try to cover it up.