Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid.
Ugh, these are too funny.
Get ready to laugh your ass off.
Because there would’ve been nothing better than dusting off your special someone with a sexy feather duster from…Burger King.
How unprofessional can you be?
Popular culture would suggest that more sex = more happiness. But science suggests this might not be the case.
“I want to make a baby with you.”
“Things between my mother and I are not the same. We still talk but it’s greatly affected our relationship.”
This guy just wouldn’t quit.
His excuse at the end is the best part.