Have you ever been in the awful situation where you are forced to still interact with an ex after breaking up? I once had to keep working with an ex-girlfriend for MONTHS after we split — which should be a lesson to just avoid work relationships.
Reddit user bongless had an even worse experience. She had to keep living with her ex-boyfriend for two months after they broke up. Worse still, he would not keep badgering her for sex. Because they were #done, she wanted to interact with him as little as possible, but he was hoping they could keep having fun while they lived together.
Asking once? Okay, whatever. But this dude couldn’t stop begging. You would think he could just download Tinder or something.
Like this time he felt he was entitled to a blowjob on his birthday because of how he treated her on her b-day (while they were still dating probably):
And here, where she makes it super clear she interested in talking to him, but he just begs her to “fuck him.”
Or here, when he tries to send her pornographic pics to get her “in the mood.”
He even brings up her current flame, and suggests that she could “talk to him” as they have sex.
Are you REALLY REALLY SURE? (yes, she is).
It’s particularly funny, because he tries to contact her on numerous different messaging platforms — including Steam (the gaming server).
One commenter replied to the situation by talking about how pathetic the whole thing was:
“Yeah. I know the whole ‘if you don’t ask the answer is always no’ philosophy is true but constantly begging for sex after being told no multiple times is probably the most unattractive thing ever. If she’s already said no whining “but whyyyy nottttttt” over and over again like a spoiled child is not going to make her so hot and bothered that she changes her mind. And bringing up how much you spent on her birthday while you were dating like some sort of sex receipt is definitely not going to do it either.”
Another commenter mentioned how his offers only got weirder and weirder over time:
I love the part where he tries to guilt trip her and hints that the sex will be so boring that she’ll have no problem talking to some other guy while he humps away. Such an enticing, not at all weird offer!
This guy needs to download a hookup app or something.