There are a lot of annoying people on Facebook. You have people who post too many photos, who spend too much time posting about politics, or complain about things in their life constantly.
But none of these groups are the *most* annoying of all. No, that prize goes to the “momjacking” parents of Facebook.
Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid. No hardship is as great as raising a child, but also no accomplishment is as amazing as having a child. Any attempt to suggest otherwise is met with motherly disdain.
Take a look here. Kara is celebrating an amazing accomplishment, graduating from Stanford University. That’s a big f*cking deal. Not according to Zoey, though. Despite having a degree in neuroscience, Kara hasn’t “learnt anything” until she becomes a parent.
Alexandra is waiting for what is hopefully an acceptance letter to her medical school of choice — however, Kitty kindly informs her that the only good news is expecting child.
Granted, I usually hate complainers of Facebook. But this mom’s “look at me” approach almost makes me feel bad for the guy.
And it just goes on and on and on.
Nothing is as good as being a parent. Being a parent is the only thing you should ever post about.
And the pictures. Ugh. Make it stop.
“I can’t control my child’s behavior on social media, so you should change your behavior.”
Someone has a legit medical need here, but what about my son’s Halloween costume???
Maybe this mom would be willing to simmer down with a solemn post about honoring our troops? Nope, even Veteran’s Day has to be about her baby.
Who actually posts this shit?
NOTHING IN LIFE IS WORTHWHILE UNTIL YOU’RE A MOM.
Phew, barely got out of there alive.
Listen, parents are great. I love my mom and dad, they did a great job raising me. And they deserve bragging rights sometimes, especially after dealing with my annoying ass. But when parents go overboard, they go O V E R B O A R D, and for the love of god someone reign them in.