Through my college career I had several classes where attendance was 100% mandatory. If you were going to miss class, there would be some kind of penalty and it ALWAYS sucked.
So sometimes I would come up with some excuses for why I couldn’t go (even if they weren’t 100% true). Maybe that is what the student who penned this email did — and if so — she did a VERY creative job of it.
Or maybe something truly weird was happening outside her door.
That one “sniper team” guy looks like he is wearing Sperry Top-Siders — not very official SWAT Team dress! But this would be a LOT of work to fake, so who knows!