Apple just announced their new emoji line-up, and there is quite a bit of good news!
Look at these great foods! They finally added an avocado, a salad in case you ever decide to actually be healthy, and a peanut to send your friends when they are acting truly nuts.
But look at that peach emoji.
Look at it.
Instead of looking like a plump butt, it now looks like…a peach. This is an outrage.
If it’s any consolation, they relocated it next to the eggplant, which seems appropriate. But still. How will you send those thirsty ass sexts now??
I feel betrayed
— ash ⚡️ (@ashley_sfg) November 1, 2016
It’s not all bad! You can always send that chopped up cucumber to the fuckboy who didn’t text you back. 😏
Nothing is sacred.