Emma Rowlands is a girl who’s pretty much an open book. She has no problem sharing her problems and challenges with her friends on Facebook.

So when she got a sex toy stuck in her rectum, she knew she had to share the hilarious story with her followers:

“If you can’t on a Saturday, when can ya?”

Her post got a considerable amount of attention, and eventually was seen by somebody at an adult store:

At least she is getting a free sex toy out of all of this! Still, readers, don’t try this at home. Play safe!