All This Horny Woman Wanted Was To Bang Her Fiancé, But Then He Punched Her In The Face

This sobering story is truly the tragedy of our time…

This awesome woman wanted some exciting sexy times with her fiancé. Ya know, just release some stress and tension from a long day.

But her night didn’t end with an orgasm. It ended with a bag of frozen vegetables to her face.

via Imgur
via Imgur

What happened? She got punched in the face. By her fiancé. The man who she wanted to bang.

What?

Here’s what happened, from the fiancé’s point of view:

Last night, my fiancée tried to initiate sexy time by walking in and saying ” take your pants off.” I got so excited, when I tried to rip my clothes off at lightning speed, I socked her in the eye.. hard. I am not a smart man.

He then posted this story on Imgur, where commenters alternated between supporting his plight and deservedly mocking him:

“You are your own cock block,” one user said. “When she said she wanted you to pound her hard, this was not what she had in mind,” another contributed.

Lots of users were curious about whether OP still got sex, but it looks like the answer is “no.” TC mark

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