Here’s What Kind Of Mom You Are Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: The mom that is on the sidelines during her child’s every sports event, screeching her child’s name and waving banners. A mom that constantly finds new topics that fascinate her (e.g. quinoa in salads, or astrology), then loses interest after a day or so. The type of mom to say I’m vegan “from now on”, and a day later, is found scarfing down a plate of steak.

Taurus: The type of mom that lets her kids skip class when they want to sleep in, and sleeps in with them. An introverted mom that’s happy to spend the weekend gaming on the couch, and books extracurricular activities for her children just so she can watch That 70’s Show in peace.

Gemini: A mom into neighborhood gossip (and IS most of the gossip), who has a personality like a mask. one moment she’s chatting someone up and the next, she’s trash talking them. she’s the best hostess for her children’s friends – when she approves of them. This is the mom you do not mess with.

Cancer: The most caring and intuitive mother on the spectrum – the type of mom that will cry with her children when they’re upset. A mother that is extremely family-oriented, one that organizes barbeques and family outings, and slips loving notes into her children’s packed lunches. Probably will have a hard time seeing her kids leave the nest.

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Leo: The type of mom that aggressively promotes her child during conversations – “Yes, just last year Janice got an attendance record award! yes! MY daughter!” Keeps a lot of fancy furniture in her home, and is the type of mom that invites guests over just to show off her antique lamps. A mom that carries a sense of regality, and never lets her children forget it.

Virgo: The type of mom that keeps a color-coded calendar of all her tasks and her children’s’ events, never misses a single birthday party or soccer game, and sends her children to tutoring because she knows it will benefit their futures. A mom that functions like clockwork wrapped in flesh and affection.

Libra: A mom so outgoing and well-liked she gets invited to every social event, but still manages to spend time with her children. A woman that can commonly be found befriending strangers while in line for groceries, sparking conversations so fluid and vivid nobody would guess she spends hours in the bathroom each morning getting ready to go out.

Scorpio: A mom that can be found curling up on the couch with a glass of wine on Friday nights. A conservative, amorous woman that sometimes feels sentimental when she picks her kids up from school and is reminded of her childhood.

Sagittarius: The type of mom that shows up to pick her kids up from school with spontaneous movie tickets in hand, and takes them on spur-of-the-moment excursions on the weekend. A mom that has souvenirs from all over the world cluttered on the house shelves.

Capricorn: A high-class woman with big bucks and more than one shiny car, that dresses in organic colors and expensive shoes. The type of mom that sends her children to cotillion because their dining manners are too rambunctious for the household.

Aquarius: A mom that constantly misplaces her car keys, glasses and whatnot. An offbeat, unconventional woman that enjoys debates and dirty jokes, often introducing her children to concepts and content they shouldn’t know at their age. The type of mom that uses a creepy alien theory as a bedtime story.

Pisces: A mom youthful and pure, commonly found learning the new slang and so-called “new hip dance moves” from her children. A mom that probably grows flowers in a tiny patch of soil in the backyard, and would rip her children’s limbs apart if they so much as touched one of the petals. TC mark

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