This Is What Each Zodiac Sign Does While Stoned AF

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(March 21st to April 19th)

Finally chills the hell out.


(April 20th to May 21st)

Cannot stop laughing.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

Gets the munchies and can’t decide what to eat, so just ends up staring into the fridge for 30 minutes.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Becomes one with the couch for seven hours.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Thinks they are the funniest person that ever lived and won’t stop cracking jokes.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Comes up with crazy conspiracy theories that make absolutely no sense at all.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Tries really hard to get as high as everyone else, but overdoes it and ends up being the most stoned of all.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Starts acting super paranoid because they think everyone can hear their thoughts.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

Won’t stop talking about “philosophy.”


(December 22nd to January 20th)

Comes up with 37 different business ideas they want to pursue once they feel like they’re capable of moving again.


(January 21st to February 18th)

Offers to get more pot.


(February 19th to March 20th)

Falls asleep in 30 seconds. TC mark

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