Christy Yoder

Keep track of which of your friends have friends in cities (or countries!) you’d like to visit.

Coming up to me telling me that you’re a “coffee connoisseur” effectively assures me that you have approximately zero experience with coffee.

“It’s been 4 months since we were in the same place and dammit I’m gonna spoon ya if I want to.”

You shouldn’t get married unless you’re perfect on your own.