Life sucks. We all know this.
Religion rules. We all know this. Because religion is obsessed with the rapture, the apocalypse. The end of all this day-to-day shit and the beginning of something supreme. Complete communication with others. Happiness. Love that wholly overcomes loneliness; a never-ending supply of virgins. True, ever-lasting beauty. God.
Marx, in defense of religion, famously said: “Religion is the opium of the people.” Which in plain English means, religion is just as good as one of the best drugs on the planet — opium. And from the looks of this viral video it is, indeed it is:
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Fuck yeah Christianity! 
