Christopher Hudspeth

There’s nothing worse than the person who pretends to wear their heart on their sleeve when they actually have an ace up it.

Exchanging compliments like “normal” friends choose to do is cool, but having battles of wits is much more entertaining.

2. Spontaneity is dying. Members of your group of friends have careers, spouses, kids, lives, stuff to watch on Netflix, obligations – things that don’t allow everyone to take part in impromptu road trips or other impulse hangouts.

1. The person who cares less has all the power.

Purple Teeth.

Looking back at old stuff and deleting or throwing it out because it’s not up to par with your current works.

The general public doesn’t believe the type of friendship you have truly exists. They refuse to. You’re like a mythical Pokémon or a bag of decently priced pistachios – something rarely seen – if ever.

1. Skipping ahead on a TV show that you began watching together.