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20 Feelings And Situations That Everybody Hates

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  1. Seeing a bug, then losing track of it and becoming a paranoid prisoner in your own home.
  2. Hearing loud slams and bumps while you’re in the shower and imagining it being some type of killer who you’ll have to fight off, soaking wet andbutt naked.
  3. Thinking that you’ve found a parking space, but as you turn in you discover that a motorcycle, a Volkswagen Bug, or some other vehicle the size of a Hot Wheels car has already occupied the spot.
  4. When a sneeze refuses to come out, causing you to look like a fool with a scrunched up face.
  5. Waiting to hear from somebody specific and being bombarded by texts & calls from everyone who isn’t that person.
  6. When the week feels like: Moooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuuuuueeeesday, Weeeeeeeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuuuuursday, FriSatSun.
  7. You scan your surroundings. Nobody is near you. You fart. Within three seconds, somebody comes right into the stinky perimeter that you’ve created.
  8. Checking your bank account after a night of intoxicated drink purchases.
  9. When you microwave frozen food and it’s scorching hot everywhere but the ice cold middle.
  10. When Michael Bay acquires the rights to make a film about a franchise that you previously enjoyed.
  11. When somebody makes up lies about you, and defending yourself makes you seem guilty – but not defending yourself seems suspicious as well.
  12. Getting paid but knowing in advance that your check will be consumed by bills.
  13. Entering a parked car on a scorching hot summer day.
  14. When gas prices are higher than your GPA.
  15. When someone 20+ feet away holds the door open for you, forcing you to jog toward them.
  16. The humbling moment when you realize you’re wrong during an argument.
  17. Waking up and only having a few minutes left until the alarm will sound.
  18. When you wear a good outfit but don’t run into anybody noteworthy all day.
  19. When you have to be a douche and shuffle through the bag to confirm that Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint) got your order correct.
  20. The feeling of heartburn, self-hate and bubble guts that comes about 5-10 minutes after consuming Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint). TC mark
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    • Bridget

      #15…all day ERRday

      • Lilu

        SO TRUE

    • http://twitter.com/dianasof Diana

      you are correct on all  counts.

    • http://twitter.com/tannnyaya Tanya Salyers

      All of this.

    • Emily Anne

      number 1
      apparently it’s ladybug season and they are SO loud when they crash into the ceiling/light fixtures/anything solid they can actually bump into

      • Jessica Knapp

        Not even the REAL ladybugs! It’s those “fake” ladybug-looking beetles. Check the shell, they’re orange, not red. And they stink when you smoosh them. Ugh.

        • Steph

          Those are Japanese Lady Beetles and not only do they smell when squished, they will bit you if you try to catch them and throw them outside!  Ick!

        • Emily Anne

          ummm #terrifying
          but I feel better about killing them now. I felt bad about killing ladybugs, but I feel less bad about killing evil biting bugs.

    • i can haz weekend?

      *chanting* Num-ber six! Num-ber six! Num-ber six!

    • Nishant

      #6 is so true!!

    • thegreendoor

      Taco Bell specifically always gets my order wrong. It’s been that way for years and no matter which Taco Bell I go to, I always have to check that everything is in the bag and it’s all the right stuff. I don’t have that problem with anyone else but Taco Bell.

    • http://twitter.com/iamthe0nly Jordana Bevan

      roflcoptr!!!!

    • http://thespotts.wordpress.com/ Laura

      So good, and so funny!

    • http://dirtyyoungmen.wordpress.com/ Maxwell Chance

      Whoa. Bravo. I hate all those things. 

    • Pepper

       “Hearing loud slams and bumps while you’re in the shower and imagining it
      being some type of killer who you’ll have to fight off, soaking wet and butt naked.” hahahahaha this!

    • Learn how to speak please

      “When you have to be a douche and shuffle through the bag to confirm that Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint) got your order correct.”

      Adding to that, “When you read a piece of professional writing on the internet and the author has the grammar skills of an eight year-old hillbilly.”

      • Guest

        Adding to that, “When you read smart-ass comments from someone who thinks they are funny.”

    • anon

      o god so much truth 

    • Steph

      Number 10 especially!  Someone please force him to stop ruining my childhood classics!

    • Anonymous

      Oh my god I thought no one except me ever thought of #2.

    • Sesamesnaps

      firstworldproblems

    • samantha

      meh. I can’t relate to half of these things, and the other half are annoying I guess…? watever.

      but realizing that you’re wrong during an argument is actually a great feeling. it feels so healthy.

    • Anonymous

      #15. I just LOL’d. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

      Okay, I hate being lumped in an “Everybody” category, but…you win.  I hate all of these. 

    • Domino

      me reading this list: “hahahah yes. oh god, yeah ahaha. yes! YESSSS. ahahaha yes. totally. a-ha. yeeeeee-es”

    • Sayitaintso

      PREACH!

    • http://twitter.com/wesjanisen Wes Janisen

      Con’t –
      When you’re listening to a mediocre song on the radio and you finally muster up the energy to see if anything better is on, and you discover your favorite song is playing on the next station, but there’s only 15 seconds left of it!

    • Anonymous

      “When gas prices are higher than your GPA.”Damn you 4.0. 
      I’ll get there one day. You’ll see… 

    • Age

      #1 happened to be me the other night. Makes me realize just how awesome my father is that he took some time out of his night. This list was fantastic.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1271070228 Megan Nicole

      I think I experience too many of these on a consistent daily basis… hahahahaha but oh goodness, this was great.

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