“I’ve got a head for business and a bod for sin.”
If you can’t appreciate the journey, you won’t appreciate the destination. Body love doesn’t start automatically when you hit a certain weight, it’s something you have to work on too.
Say what you are saying as simply as possible. Your goal isn’t to show the other person how smart you are, it’s to convince the other person to see things your way.
Close your eyes and imagine the most delicious food you can think of. Fry it and put it on a stick and you can buy it at the state fair.
For those of us with minds that won’t shut up, a repetitive prayer or mantra can busy our lips and hands long enough to achieve the benefits of meditation.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Don’t take it personally when someone rejects you, it’s likely much more about them than it is about you.
The gang was not interested in robbing Jessica Simpson because her purses weren’t real leather.
Even if things are as bad as they could possible be, and as meaningless, then matters of truth are themselves indifferent; we may as well please our sensibilities and, with as much spirit as we can muster, go out with a buck and a wing.
The quota of timed jumping in the air photos for the entire world has been met now. Thank you for your cooperation.