Communications

Communications majors are notorious bimbos, and it’s really hard for a bimbo to be sexually attractive unless they’re like, stupid hot. Like, top one percent of human attractiveness. But generally, no, men who majored in communications are not attractive. They will be the first of their friends to get married after college to a woman who decorates their kitchen with posters that say “live laugh love” and “dance like no one is watching” so it will all work out for them regardless.

Nursing

There’s something to be said for male nursing students. They know your body, they won’t be squeamish about period sex, and they are probably pretty sweet, nurturing dudes overall. Yes, nursing majors are attractive.

English

This is where gender makes a difference — female english majors can be hot, male english majors cannot. Male english majors feel like they are very important and very tortured artists and most women are too simple to fathom how deep they are under their (fake) brooding exterior. They won’t go down on you and they prefer you to be on top 75% of the time. They are not attractive.

Engineering

Engineering majors are moderately attractive. You have to be smart and focused to be able to do it. But, to be frank, you also have to be completely boring.

Computer Science

Computer science majors are hot, but kind of anachronistically. They consider themselves nerds so they don’t really understand their value or bother working on social skills the way most of their peers have — so it can take sometimes for them to grow into themselves. In any case, they are smart and they love to understand the processes of how things work (a valuable skill in the bedroom, trust).

Political Science

PoliSci majors are intense and passionate, which is a welcome change of pace from the terminally laid back bros littered across college campuses. They like to dress up, they like to meet people, they’ll get in arguments with you about Bernie Sanders that end in delicious hate sex. Of course, they have a hidden well of insecurity inside, but yes, Political Science majors are attractive.

Philosophy

Philosophy bros are moderately attractive. Their brains work in more fun ways than, say, a business major — they will find a way to make anything more interesting. However, they can be elitists about high-brow shit and completely unable to understand the delicate nuance of the merits of things like Bravo and being a Belieber.

Business

Business majors are the basic bitches of male college majors. They don’t have interesting or original thoughts and they’re pretty much down to do the same thing everyone else is doing for eternity. Business majors are not sexy.

Psychology

Psychology dudes are all in a secret Future Cool Dads of America club or something. They smoke weed and have the best taste in music and manage to nail the perfect balance of being laid back while maintaining interests and having a future. 10/10 would recommend.