All you want in your whole entire life is a cute dog to play and cuddle with
A reallllly cute dog
Or a bunch of cute dogs!
Like, the more the merrier!
To you, this man is truly living the dream:
You just know that dogs are born to be your best friend
And you get the feeling that they feel the same way about you
Sometimes you’re concerned because when you see a cute lil bugger you have to fight the urge to squeeze him until he dies (it’s science, I promise!)
Ugh, if only you could be monkey-sized so you could ride around on a dog all day
Sometimes people think you are anti-social because if there’s a dog around, you’d much rather hang out with them
Because, I mean, who wouldn’t want to party with this?
It’s hard trying to explain to a cold, closed-minded world that your life milestones and triumphs are a little bit different than everyone else’s
"what's your most cherished memory keith?"
[looks at my wife and baby in crowd with loving smile]
[leans into mic]
i heard a dog laugh once
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 16, 2015