Please proceed to get pumped up for USA vs. Belgium tomorrow and our Independence Day. Thank you to the True Patriots of r/MURICA.
1. This person who remembers what the USA has over every other country.
2. This zesty traveler.
3. The inventor of the gun bed. Only in America. Apparently because elsewhere they don’t care about protecting their families from home invasions or bears.
4. This person’s perfect comeback.
5. This guy who reminds us that while the US has the most powerful air force in the world — The US Air Force — we also have the second most powerful air force in the world: The US Navy. LOL.
6. Stephen Colbert, for his funny and powerful message to those who hate us and wish us harm.
7. Whoever made this, THE GREATEST KEG OF ALL TIME.
8. Creed, who doesn’t need lottery tickets.
9. The people who made the US space program happen.
10. All the Germans who made the American flag the best selling flag on German Amazon.
11. Pat Tillman, who left the NFL to join the Army Rangers after 9/11. RIP.
12. This guy, who corrected Canada.
13. The person who identified the eventual outcome of another USA-France-Britain war.
14. The English national soccer team, for feeding America’s precious ego.
15. The Russian who wrote this. He gets it.
16. Stephen Colbert, for being so patriotic he appears on this list twice.
17. This cartographer.
18. Ron Swanson.
19. This guy, keeping the metric system on its toes.
20. Stewie.
21. And all the other patriots out there celebrating this week.
