C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors”
No, to whom.
An engineer, an economist, and a philosopher are hiking through the hills of Scotland. On the top of a hill they see a black sheep. “What do you know,” the engineer remarks. “The sheep in Scotland are black.” “No, no”, protests the economist. “At least one of the sheep in Scotland is black.” The philosopher considers this a moment. “That’s not quite right. There’s at least one sheep which is black from one side.”
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?